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[MODERATOR — the Commissioner, intro] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the floor, Today's debate: what fantasy football's for, On my left, two champions, rings on their hands, On my right, three managers takin' their stands, The rules are simple: you get your two minutes, Let's hear both sides — and let the record begin it.

[LAUREN & ANNA — Round 1]

LAUREN: Let's talk about representation, let's talk about pride, Two women in this league who took the crown in stride, I won it fair, I won it square, I earned my seat, Meanwhile the sisterhood's out here playing defeat.