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[MODERATOR — the Commissioner, intro] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the floor, Today's debate: what fantasy football's for, On my left, two champions, rings on their hands, On my right, three managers takin' their stands, The rules are simple: you get your two minutes, Let's hear both sides — and let the record begin it.

[LAUREN & ANNA — Round 1]

LAUREN: Let's talk about representation, let's talk about pride, Two women in this league who took the crown in stride, I won it fair, I won it square, I earned my seat, Meanwhile the sisterhood's out here playing defeat.

ANNA: Two thousand thirteen, I was first to the throne, Since then it's been men, men, men on their own, Y'all had the chance, y'all had the shot, Instead you're benching your studs when they're clearly hot.