global party-rap crossover identity —

[INTRO — hype ad-libs, 0:00–0:10] (Pitbull-style MC voice) Betty ain't here to hold your hand... EEEEYOOO! This one's for the Sacko — EEEEYOOO! Rebekah... Rebekah... let's go!

[VERSE 1 — 0:10–0:32] Zero prep, zero scouting, just vibes and a prayer, Barely could set the lineup — girl, did you even care? Trusted Josh Allen like he's gonna save the day, fan girl energy, but baby, he don't play that way, Draft night, no rankings, just picked names that sounded cool, That's the recipe, mami, for an 0-and-poo, Rebekah, Rebekah, we love you but daaamn, The Sacko trophy got your name — and here's the plan...

[CHORUS — 0:32–0:50] Rebekah! (EEEYOOO!) Sacko of the league, everybody say her name! (EEEYOOO!) Rebekah! (EEEYOOO!) Trusted Josh Allen but he ain't throw the same, No prep, no plan, just vibes — that's a shame, Sacko, Sacko, ain't nobody else to blame!

[VERSE 2 — 0:50–1:12] Made a trade with Jackson, gave the world away for scraps, Injured reserve poppin' up on every one of her guys, Whole roster in the tub, ice packs on the shelf, Girl your team's in the hospital — save a bed for yourself, Championship dreams? Baby, that ship done sailed, Zero-and-done before the season half done, But hey, Mr. Worldwide gotta keep it real — Change your ways, mami, or you know the deal.